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Any yellowish liquid produced by an act of copulation or its aftereffects including -but not limited to- semen, smegma, puss, mucus, bile, discharge, vomit, urine, diarrhea, amniotic fluid, or any combination of the aforementioned.
She was a contortionist who felched my splooge out of her own chute, but when I donkey punched her, she harfed fucknog all over her parents' bed, so I bounced.
by Mojo Sapien March 03, 2009

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