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Fuckline 

1) The ruined punchline of a joke.
2) The unfunny punchline of a long winded joke
3) The line written which makes no sense and ruins an essay/article/exam
4) The articulate and well thought out phrase which you perfcted in your head and then your mouth spandled the shit out of it, making you sound like you need medication
1) You are the linkest weak, goodbye!

2) You are the weakest link, goodbye!

3) "I failed! FAILED???!! But how??"
"There must be a fuckline in there somewhere."
4) "Oh yes, just like when you drithdrew all the cash and then flimmin'....whatever, yeah, but like YOU did it too, so whatever. Fuck you."

"Jesus, that was quite a fuckline."
Fuckline by MagickDio November 7, 2012
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FuckWife 

Similar in context to "WorkWife", "FuckWife" is the term used to describe the woman with whom you're having kinky, fucktastic sex because your "RoomWife" (roommate+wife) just 'isn't into that.'

While "mistress" is a synonym, "FuckWife" is more applicable to the woman with no shame in her game and simply out looking for orgasmic-kinky-fuckery.
I married my RoomWife but work out my kink with my FuckWife. Best of both worlds.
FuckWife by ThreeIsGood July 9, 2016
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Fuck Life 

a mindset that has a strong lack of caring. carelessness
dude don't worry. Just fuck life
Fuck Life by Phillip F October 12, 2008

Fuck life 

Sometimes it’s hard to do life so yeah.... that means fuck life
I just can’t bro...fuck life
Fuck life by Thefucklufepeople November 4, 2019

Fuckliment 

1. The act of complimenting someone harshly, albeit truthfully (in said fuckliment-giver's eyes).
2. Attempting to compliment someone, but royally screwing it up in the process and making it sound like an unintentional insult.

Comes from combining the terms: Fuck-Up & Compliment
Person 1: "You don't look as fat as you did yesterday."
Person 2: "...Yeah, thanks for the fuckliment."
Fuckliment by B-Urban May 18, 2016

fucklier 

Fucklier someone that is fucking uglier and more unfuckable than the person you call fugly (fucking ugly)
He is Fucklier than Katy hopkins
fucklier by Lord pink January 8, 2017

Fuck Life 

Fuck Life means Fuck Life...
Bob: Fuck Life
Billy: Ok.
Hoe: I fucked your mom :/
Fuck Life by COOLNESS OVER 9000 August 5, 2016