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MY FUCKING CAT 

MY FUCKING CAT IS A TERM FOR MY STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CAT THAT SCRATCHES AND MEOWS AT MY FUCKING DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND WHEN I LET HER IN 5 MINS LATER SHE DOES THE SAME THING TO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM.
"MY FUCKING CAT TASTES LIKE BURNT ORANGE CHICKEN FRIED IN GORILLA PISS"
MY FUCKING CAT by ORANGECHIKE February 27, 2017

I will shoot your fucking cat 

Definition 1: When a random human happens to magically appear in your house and fucks your cat and shits in its kitty litter.
Definition 2: Shooting and/or shanking one's cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their dick).
Definition 3: Taking a shit in many kitty litters and causing an uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.
Human 1: I can't believe that you shit in my cat's kitty litter!
Human 2: I took a BIG FAT SHIT on your cat's kitty litter, deal with it.
Cat: Dafuq we talkin about again? Some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
Human 2: *Pulls out gun*. I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT!
Cat : Oh shit...
Human 1: *Screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat*

A fucking cat 

I uhh.. I. Uhhhhhh I uhhhh..... fuck

fat fucking cat 

a really FAT RETARD CAT sometimes named beefus or chonkus and therefore is always a fat fucking cat.

Hey look there's a fat fucking cat.
fat fucking cat by faghater6996 March 5, 2024

Fucking My Cat 

The action of wasting time, hanging out with a significant other, or performing unknown activities with others.
"What are you doing today?... Fucking my Cat!"

"What is everyone doing inside that house?... Fucking their cats"
Fucking My Cat by Sloane Boner June 16, 2009

"who's fucking the cat?"

A question asked in place of 'whose problem is it, mine or yours?'
"Don't smoke too much, it's bad for yah"
Reply: So, "who's fucking the cat?"
"who's fucking the cat?" by chris5 September 29, 2006