"who's fucking the cat?"

A question asked in place of 'whose problem is it, mine or yours?'

"Don't smoke too much, it's bad for yah"
Reply: So, "who's fucking the cat?"

by chris5 September 29, 2006

Who's fucking this cat

Simple meaning : Who is in charge here?, who's the boss, stop offering youre advice, I know what I am doing and I'm your boss.

Who's fucking this cat, has many applications it can be a question or a response. Most likely used on contruction sites and less formal places of employment. Often used as a response to a challenge of work practices( offering unqualified advice) or an absence of authority on site.

by rhinejuice April 28, 2017

Who is fucking this cat?

Said when someone attempts to take control of a task or activity to assert dominance.

Have we tried this approach?

Who is fucking this cat?

by wife,am August 14, 2010

Don't fuck the cat

A slang sentence in Turkish language ( Pishiga Sokhma ) that is used in reply to someone who bluffs about something and you use this sentence to show you know he is bullshitting and you don't believe him.

Friend: Yo, today I stood up against the teacher trying to give us loads of homework.
Me: Don't fuck the cat, man.

by Jadinator August 16, 2018

don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!

Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

shut the fuck up cat

when the cat doesnt shut up and you yell at it

shut the fuck up cat!!!!! my penis hurts...

by filipinolino January 31, 2010

Daddy Fucked My Cat

I need fucking therapy.

Daddy fucked my pussy, bitch.

Johnny: Hey, I’m daddy now.
Step sis: alright, what are you doing stepbro?
Johnny: Daddy is gonna fuck you in the cat.

Two hours later
Step sis: Daddy fucked my cat!

by Yeetthebigtoe June 13, 2020