a facebook fucking is when a person on facebook stares at your "profile picture" 24 hours a day while french kissing their monitor. If the monitor reciprcates It will even lead sex with the computer monitor.
FB snuggler: I had some facebook fucking last night with Michael Chang.
FB Fag: Really, I thought you hated him.
FB snuggler: I do but I can't resist kissing and fucking my monitor when ever his profile picture is on my screen. I do it with my Iphone too.
FB Fag: Your having unprotected sex with a monitor and i phone? what hole do you stick it on?
FB snuggler: well for the iphone I insert my dong into the earphone jack and for my monitor I do it anally.
FB Fag: Damn You're a fag Ahmad Kado
FB Fag: Really, I thought you hated him.
FB snuggler: I do but I can't resist kissing and fucking my monitor when ever his profile picture is on my screen. I do it with my Iphone too.
FB Fag: Your having unprotected sex with a monitor and i phone? what hole do you stick it on?
FB snuggler: well for the iphone I insert my dong into the earphone jack and for my monitor I do it anally.
FB Fag: Damn You're a fag Ahmad Kado
by TacoBurglar January 12, 2010
the act of pretending to be friendly with someone who is kissing your ass so that they can legitimately add you to facebook the next day. this individual is usually a strange asian girl from the 2nd floor of ww, who may have been using drugs in 301's bathroom, and definitley was giving away too many hugs, and also definitely showed up at 2.30 am drank peach schnapps, ate some cake and left.
by TRN 305 April 13, 2008