fucking cool 

so fucking cool you can't even touch it without freezing

Person: wow man that industrial freezer is so fucking cool.
Person2: yeah man I just fucking touched it and I can't even move now.

Person: you're so fucking cool.
Person2: shit don't touch me... ah, too late.
Person: I can't fucking move!

fucking cool by fucking cool June 20, 2014

fucking coolest person ever 

Stephen Colbert, plain and simple.

Stephen Colbert is the fucking coolest person ever.

fucking coolest person ever by K3n7 September 9, 2008

give me a fucking cookie 

this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.

Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"

give me a fucking cookie by BITCHIMSMART December 26, 2018

Really fucking coolster 

When someone has taken being part of the hipster crowd to a new level; best used in sarcasam or jest behind someone's back.

Wow, Jane just got a fullet and is going to the bright eyes concert tonight in williamsburg; she's really fucking coolster.

Really fucking coolster by jellygirl September 29, 2008

fuckingoodacana 

A type of music that defies genre...combining a little rock and roll, a little country, a little R&B, a little blues...a veritable cornucopia of musical tastes..."fuckingoodacana"!

"Say, Sport... what time does your band start, and what kind of music do you play?"
We start at 9, and we'll give you a dose of fuckingoodacana.

fuckingoodacana by ElCommissioner October 4, 2019

coon baboon fucking a balloon 

It’s basically a midget raccoon fucked a baboon then made a baby then call coon baboon fucking a balloon

Holy shit bro, yesterday I saw a fucking coon baboon fucking a balloon. I filmed so I could finally get hard.

coon baboon fucking a balloon by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 9, 2020

Cookie Fucking 

When you fuck a cookie because you are lonely.

Ive been cookie fucking all week

Cookie Fucking by Z E T April 27, 2008