A phrase usable in the UK to blame anything on the Conservative Party, who are commonly referred to as Tories. The phrase can be used regardless if the tories were at fault or not. Similar to Thanks Obama in the US.
*Electricity bill too high - "fuckin' tories"

*Failed an exam - "fuckin' tories"

*natural disaster strikes another country - "fuckin' tories"

*asteroid collides with Earth, leading to the extinction of humanity - "fuckin' tories"
by theSmartPenguin23 January 18, 2019
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