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A phrase usable in the UK to blame anything on the Conservative Party, who are commonly referred to as Tories. The phrase can be used regardless if the tories were at fault or not. Similar to Thanks Obama in the US.
*Electricity bill too high - "fuckin' tories"

*Failed an exam - "fuckin' tories"

*natural disaster strikes another country - "fuckin' tories"

*asteroid collides with Earth, leading to the extinction of humanity - "fuckin' tories"
by theSmartPenguin23 January 18, 2019
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A football strategy that involves "no nonsense" defending, parking the bus, hoofing the ball up the park instead of playing precise through balls, high aggression and reliance on the brute strength of the players to overcome the opposition. Shithousery, in other words. A more "traditional" way of football. Famously used by Burnley FC and their goat manager Sean Dyche. While often criticised, some claim it has helped Burnley and other similar teams to success in recent years, and has gotten them results against tough opponents. Influence has spread all across English football.

Named for the fact that "Brexitball" teams are normally based in white, working class areas with similar players, and these areas are known to support Brexit and Boris Johnson in recent years.
Burnley managed to Brexitball their way to a 1-0 win at Old Trafford yesterday

England playing complete Brexitball against Germany here.
by theSmartPenguin23 August 15, 2021
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