Fuckanese 

The native language of the Fuckboy people, indigenous to the nation of Fuckboynia.

"I was tryna talk to dis nigga, but couldn't understand his azz, he wuz speakin' Fuckanese. I don't understand that shit nigga, I'm from Realniggalia."

Fuckanese by wazamfam May 26, 2015

fuckonese 

Used by typical fat, stupid, wife beating, sister fucking, football watching, racist, illiterate redneck Americans to refer to every language other than American English. Also commonly used to refer to other forms of English which, although very similar, are incomprehensible to the small-brained, inarticulate, uneducated American male, who enjoys saying the word 'fuck' as much as possible, in as many forms as possible.

"Well fuck, I don't know what the fuck they speak in England, but in America, pilgrim, it ain't that fuckonese shit... Fuck!"

"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"

fuckonese by garan garan February 9, 2007

fuckinese 

Fuckinese: A language understood by no-one, usally spoken by aliens or immigrants. It's a synonym for Jibberonese or Jibberish.

Turbanite : Bla bla bla bla
Yankmerican: CAN'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH AND NOT FUCKINESE?

fuckinese by damn damn danno October 1, 2006

fuckanese 

Confused/foreign languages entered in the Canada rooms of HI-5 that makes people look like horny and sexually confused morons.

Loser: "chicas por European chico..."
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

or

Loser: "flowers for pretty woman - i nice guy"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

or

Loser: "any ladies wanna chat with a european"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

or

Loser: "my dick 21cm girls boys see me"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

fuckanese by Glebite May 27, 2006

fuckonese 

A word used to descibe the incomprehensible language you and your friends speak in when you've thrown back a few too many. It can also be used to insult someone who uses poor grammar, has no sense of phonics, and utterly butchers the English language.

We speak English in this country, Joe. Not Fuckonese.

fuckonese by Piker September 6, 2005

fuckersis / fuckersised  

when one fuckes his or her girlfriends sister

oh my god my boy friend fuckersis / fuckersised me

fuckersis / fuckersised by fuckersis October 18, 2008

fuckanese 

non-comprehensible language, or misspelled, or an unknown language. used especially when ticked off, mostly over the Internet. on instant messages

shtu teh fkuu p!

what retard? i dont speak fuckanese!!

fuckanese by sham77 February 7, 2008