Relaxing by doing as little as possible. Generally one might watch TV, eat and nap.
by Alex August 18, 2003
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Doing absolutely nothing; engaging in no activities requiring any amount of attention, focus, or physical movement; being idle or lethargic
Where's Jimmy? I haven't seen him in hours.

Oh, he's upstairs fucking a dog.
by juusu January 3, 2008
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Means dragging something out, or finding an excuse to not be working. Taking longer, sometimes 3 times longer to carry out tasks, just so you look busy.
Taking an hour to fill up a bin of water, the bin should take 10 minutes. He loves to 'fuck the dog'
Leaving to go to another area on the job site, then texting if anything is needed before they go. He's been fucking the dog for 20 minutes'
Taking an hour on a 30 minute job, hoping that someone doesn't notice. "lazy fuck, whata lazy fuck, he's fucking the dog'
Going to the 'bathroom' when infact having another smoke
Taking the long way round to do something.
Volunterring to go and do a simple job, or pick something up for someone, when you know they are going thet way anyway.
Pretending to be making an important call to someone that isn't infact answering 'that call'
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Complete incompetence and unable to complete a basic task.
RM: This is a shitty hockey game.

CG: Ya, the Habs haven't scored for the third game in a row!
RM: I know, they sure fucked the dog tonight.
by ha223kj2 March 28, 2011
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Riding Greyhound or any other bus lines.
" I can't afford plane tickets so I guess I'll fuck the dog."
by Adam30 July 13, 2006
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