fuckbiscuit

A verbal award of sorts, usually blurted out uncontrollably in public when someone proves human stupidity in a hitherto unfamiliar manner.

Cor, fuckbiscuit just bit t' priest. Call 911 - and stop looking at me like that.

fuckbiscuit by Wetdryvac November 21, 2004

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Fuck biscuit

A girl who is so good to fuck you don't even care if she makes you pancakes in the morning.

"Hey man, did you have breakfast this morning?"
"Nah. I had all I could handle with my little fuck biscuit last night."

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A person who is being such a cuntbiscuit they evolve into a cuckbiscuit

I fucking hate Taylor, she used to be a cuntbiscuit but now she's a cuckbiscuit.

cuckbiscuit by Kazyx December 29, 2016

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like okay a fuck biscuit is when you knock a ho up and like you accidently left i little fuck biscuit in her

"dude i guess i didnt use a rubber,
HAHA dude you have a fuck biscuit in her,
yea dude i knocked the ho up"

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A fuck biscuit is something you call your friends who are dumb and outright idiots used as a slur in heated arguments

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