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Fucktality 

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.
I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.
Fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008
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fuckabilitiness 

Fred:Hey Ferdi, what is the fuckabilitiness of that girl?
Ferdi:Man what the hell is that, her fuckability is 90%.

In this example, we see that the girl's fuckibilitiness is 90%.
fuckabilitiness by Ferdi Tackinlar December 9, 2007

fuckability 

A measure of how much you would have sex with a person. Often ranging on a scale of 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest).
Dude, checkout that girl.
Meh, she's not that hot. I'd say... fuckability of about 5.
fuckability by sublimal June 26, 2004

Fuckably 

Combination of 'to fuck' and 'probably'. Used to describe a person we not necessarily like but would probably fuck.

Don't confuse with Fuckably Hot
- Do you like him?
- Fuckably.
Fuckably by dumb_dj March 10, 2011

funkability 

a widely used term to describe the degree to which a song can get you into the funk
James Brown had many hits which exuded a high degree of funkability. The songs made you want to dance and groove.
funkability by TravelBavaria February 28, 2008

Fuckabitch 

Southerner 1: Jim's gettin' married to that nice young lady from down the street

Southerner 2: Well, fuckabitch.
Fuckabitch by JimShotHim December 31, 2009

Fuckably Hot 

A term used to describe a women so hot that you must restrain your self from fucking them when ever they are around.
Miss Eaton is fuckably hot.
Fuckably Hot by Raziel April 21, 2003