Alternative way to let someone know you don’t appreciate their presence. Best used with an Eastern European accent.
by Lindsneb February 9, 2019
the stage between thinking you are gay and admitting it to yourself.
happens often with gay guys, they will have sex with a lot of girls to try to turn themselves straight.
it usually doesn't work. after this, they realize they can't change it and begin to accept it.
happens often with gay guys, they will have sex with a lot of girls to try to turn themselves straight.
it usually doesn't work. after this, they realize they can't change it and begin to accept it.
person 1: "jason had sex with so many girls.. i didn't know he was gay."
person 2: "yeah, he tried to fuck himself straight. didn't work, though."
person 2: "yeah, he tried to fuck himself straight. didn't work, though."
by knifeaudition June 2, 2006
by bingcrosby July 9, 2009
by holi64 July 11, 2008
That of legitimacy
Jacksepticeye: STRAIGHT FUCKING WATER
Or
Jacksepticeye: Straight fucking dirty bean water *sips coffee/dirty bean water*
Or
Jacksepticeye: Straight fucking dirty bean water *sips coffee/dirty bean water*
by Sxpticfxre February 9, 2019
Taking an employee you have workign for you into a remote area and forcefulyl ramming your cock into their ass with no lubrication. It is best done after making them many promises of things you will do for them, but giving them nothing and leaving them bleeding from the ass and crying.
When Tony took me into the conference room I thought I was going to get a raise, but I got nothing but a Pomeroy Straight Fucking
by assrael October 6, 2009
Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."
Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
by Brosketti May 6, 2020