fuck you suck dick 

-something a teenage girl yells at you when she knows she is in the wrong
-something said when your pissed but can't find the words to express it

and when repeated in a story to coworkers everyone just looks a round and says what the fuck

-can also be shortened to FUSD (which sounds like some weird std)

on the sidewalk outside small shops:
Sales Woman: Excuse me but I know what you did and that was very immature of you even if you won't admit it!!
Stupid Girl: (turns around and screams) Fuck You Suck Dick!!!!!

fuck you suck dick by ElysiaJenKaitlyn March 12, 2008

Fuck you and suck my dick! 

A useful proverb for ending any kind of relationship, usually the workplace but can be any social situations. Almost always involves two people but could apply to a group.

While it may imply that you want to fuck the other person and have them suck your penis, its real meaning is that you want them to go away.

"You are a really nice person and such a good employee."

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

We'd like to invite you to our Christian fellowship meeting.

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

I'm the President of the United States. You're just a lightweight!

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

Fuck you and suck my dick! by de-pube September 28, 2022

DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK 

Abbreviated DYFWMD, this is a phrase commonly used in place of "don't mess with me", but with a more traditional meaning of "leave my penis alone".

This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.

True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.

Masculine Form - Contemporary

Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Masculine Form - Traditional

Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Feminine Form

Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)

DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK by munkman September 19, 2011

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out. 

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out. by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023