tip fuck

To insert only the tip of your penis into a vagina.

"She was a virgin, so I convinced her to just let me tip fuck."
"I convinced that bitch I didn't fuck her because i just tip fucked her."

tip fuck by tipdrill March 9, 2008

Fuck You Tip 

A Fuck You Tip is given, when, in a coffee shop, deli, or any store with a tip jar, the customer tips the clerk with change that is 10 cents or less. This is called a fuck you tip because, although your giving the person money, it is an insult to give someone such a smalll amount of money as a tip".

*Customer orders a coffee which costs $1.97*
Next
*Customer hands clerk 2 dollars*
Next
*Customer receives 3 cents change
Next
*Customer puts that 3 cents in the tip jar

"Hey man, I gave that deli worker today a fuck you tip. my order came out to $9.92 and I threw him a 10 dollar bill. Then he gave me the 8 cents back and I threw it in the tip jar, it was great!"

Fuck You Tip by dreyqio9231 June 16, 2009

Cosmo Fuck Tips 

"Scientific" fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine, directed to morons who confuse muscle spasms with orgasms. Such as:
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.

Our sexual life? Awesome!!! We follow scientific Cosmo fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine. You know... sex is just dopamine, androstadienone, phenylethylamine, zinc, and vitamin C.

Cosmo Fuck Tips by rperazag May 6, 2010

fucktiply 

When something fucked up snowballs?

Everything was going wrong that day. Her bad luck would fucktiply when she discovered her boyfriend in bed with her brother.

fucktiply by TLCbaeb November 21, 2017