Fucksticks are traditionally home-schooled. They try hard to set themselves apart at a young age by wearing dark fingernail polish, Mohawks, chains to hold keys to their inevitably douchey automobile, and other gothic-like fashions. As they grow into their teens they traditionally lack social skills, and tend to be reclusive. For this reason, they tend to skip the traditional college experience - derived from their underdeveloped social skills - and study academia that will land them a career that requires minimal social interaction. Also, due to a major lack of self-esteem they marry at a very young age. Partly because they don't think they can do any better than the first person that expresses interest, but moreover because they're disinterested in partaking in any post-collegiate social activities and are ready to "settle down" and be homebodies. Fucksticks can vary by age but fuckstickness is predominant in younger males in their 20s and 30s. Fuckstickness slowly decreases with age, especially when treated with therapy from the fuckstick's surroundings, typically family or co-workers.
"Hey, stupid fuckstick, you can't even kick a kickball. What a stupid fuckstick. Fuckstick!!!"
by ridersOfTheStorm August 16, 2011
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After i fed her seven 11 dollar martinis, i drove her home and showed her my fuck stick.
That kid is such a fuck stick
That kid is such a fuck stick
by shooooteh November 28, 2004
A prototypical "look at me don't you think I am cool" dipshit with a shaved head, Oakley sunglasses, backwards black baseball cap, goatee, Hurley or Fox clothes who drives an obnoxiously lifted F-150 with an oversized No Fear or Fox sticker on the back window. Typically, these losers work in construction or some sort of manual labor job because they are too stupid to attend college. These tards are attention hogs who pull out every poser stop to get it by reminding everyone all the time how great they are, and constantly out-buying friends and neighbors for the best dirt bike, quad or toy hauler. They spend countless weekends drunk at the “river” or in the “sands” but when it comes to real sports these fat bellied dolts can’t even hit a ball out of the infield. They can be seen sporting one or more tattoos written in old English script while ethnic versions of these idiots sport an iron cross logo completely clueless to the original meaning. They will generally refer to you as bro and or boss and treat everyone as if trying to sell them a used car.
There goes Mr. FOX Racing. That fuckstick is doing 60 down a residental street in his lame-ass F-150 blasting rap music.
by Malarrya March 17, 2008
A term used to describe a guy who you would normally call a dick or dick head, only funnier and more raw sounding. "Fuck Stick" helps drive the point home to make sure there is no misunderstanding about the distain you have for this particular dick head.
Matt called this douche' bag a Fuck Stick and made me spit Pepsi out my nose.
by C_Dog23 April 11, 2006