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shitting fuck 

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.
(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!
shitting fuck by eeyun June 16, 2008
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what the shitting fuck 

The term describing somthing so obscene that you need to come up with a even more obscene picture in your mind to make a joke
Friend 1: dude I just got aids
Friend 2: what the shitting fuck

sitting fuck 

One who is all talk and no game. One who volunteers but when time comes to actually help out, is nowhere to be found. Or worse, one who offers minimal help that would only serve to further screw up the end result.
That sitting fuck said she would be 'so happy' to help with the auction, but now that it's time to work, you get crickets from her end!

normalize shutting the fuck up 

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse
Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"

shutting the fuck up 

A act of kindness to everyone around by letting them not hear your voice.
Person 1: (Quotes overused meme.)

Person 2: Ever heard of shutting the fuck up?

FUCKSHITTIGHTTITS 

Scientifically means - Oh dude bail or as biologists say;
We're so fucked, get the fuck out of here bro.
Kid: *drops the expensive vase*
Other Kid: FUCKSHITTIGHTTITS!!!! BAIL!
Kid: what the fuck?...
Other Kid: *already god the fuck out of there*
FUCKSHITTIGHTTITS by kewtee April 8, 2009

fuckshiting 

to fuckshit is when one person or multiple people are fucking around in a shitty annoying matter.
henry , jayden and blair were fuckshiting around in the living room
fuckshiting by henry_chopin January 10, 2019