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Satan's Fuck 

Noun
1.The act of having sexual intercourse with your hellishly cuntish ex-girlfriend in order to get back all your heavy metal CD's that she has been keeping as payback for dumping her sorry ass in the first place.

2.Having sex with Satan in order to acquire some awesome heavy metal CDs that you can't find for sale online.
Sentence(1):Shit man, my fucking ex has all my best metal. I guess It's time for Satan's Fuck.

Example(2)
Joe:Dude! That metal is fucking sweet! Where'd you score that shit!
Mike:Satan's fuck, man. How else?
Joe:Shit man, you sure ain't no furfag you hoopy bastard!
Satan's Fuck by Kronen V May 6, 2010
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Satanic Pixie Fuck 

A sterile platypus who has a large collection of useless religious bullshit and wears guyliner like mexican housewives wear their bedroom stairs, casper the ghost could take three chronic shits on this sock stiffener garbonzo fondling hydropompet and he would drink a beer singing zippity doo dah like christmas for 3 amish mexicans being slathered in homemade cornmeal
"That Satanic Pixie Fuck's name is Vynyx Pyrenyx, find his facebook and look him up. Exactly as defined."

Fuckstank 

The maloderous cloud of sweat, theramones and other bodily fluids that remains in a room following sex.
I walked back into the room after the orgy, and was immediately hit in the face by fuckstank.
Fuckstank by Blues Boy October 30, 2009

Fuckstang 

When a chick sits on and rides your face while jerking you off with one hand and making a lasso motion with the other.
I went to this crazy orgy and this chick was doing the fuckstang.
Fuckstang by XXXFuckstangLoverXXX December 1, 2014

Fuckstandard

That chick who lives in you block is fuckstandard u know, i wouldnt mind poking her
Fuckstandard by Rinsa July 13, 2007

fuckatani 

A word used to describe an awsome situation that cannot be bettered by anybody or anything at that point in time.
I used the road to stop my face falling... fuckatani master!
fuckatani by The Moth August 15, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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