A pontoon boat usually owned by 20-30 year old males used primarily for picking up chicks and fucking them on the floor.
Hey Charles is the fuck plank ready for the summer.
by Chain-o-lakes July 24, 2008
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A phrase used to describe someone that has just done/said somthing so stupid, you'd think it's not possible
G. W. Bush: They misunderestimate me
Tony Blair: You complete fucking plank!!
by the lad sat down June 14, 2009
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