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Military slang meaning to fake paper work,or just write any old thing down.

Example... Did you do the equipment inventory paper work? No Sargent I was in a hurry so I pen fucked it.

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Arousal of the penis which gets long and hard, that is ready to fuck.

Jerry, I got a fuck penis right now.

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fuck every penny 

A phrase used to describe a woman's psychological approach to the act of having sex with a man who, despite being hideously unattractive, is incredibly rich.

Nicole, you're 26... How are you dating that 60 year old guy?

Ben, you've got to fuck every penny.

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A.) A phrase one uses when one word is not enough to express their frustration.

B.) A deadly insult that can be used to start WWIII

A.) John: “Hey Sarah, will you go out with me?”
Sarah: “No.”
John: “Fuck ass penis wiener!” *Pulls out gun*

B.) Donald Trump: “That Vladimir Putin guy is a real Fuck ass penis wiener.”
*Donald Trump proceeds to be assassinated, resulting in nuclear warfare*

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Fuck Yeah Penguins 

the common phrase uttered when a man is orgasming when 'giving it' to a hot woman.

GUY: "Oh yeah I'm arriving! OH! FUCK YEAH PENGUINS!"

Fuck Yeah Penguins by Dr_spizzah21 December 28, 2009