to fuck ones pizza:
to to hinder, thwart, frustrate, sadden, dismay or vex someone, usually fruitlessly or discourteously; to ruin ones day. (Overheard many times in Oakland, CA)
(glamazon talking loudly on cell): "When you comin? (...) You said you was comin! (...) Then I can't go! Why you always gotta be fucking my pizza! You always do this shit!"

(loud neighbor reading and threatening adulterous neighbor): "You fucked my pizza, I finna fuck you up!"

"Why you gotta go fuck my pizza!?"
by apocope February 19, 2010
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