to fuck ones pizza:
to to hinder, thwart, frustrate, sadden, dismay or vex someone, usually fruitlessly or discourteously; to ruin ones day. (Overheard many times in Oakland, CA)
(glamazon talking loudly on cell): "When you comin? (...) You said you was comin! (...) Then I can't go! Why you always gotta be fucking my pizza! You always do this shit!"
(loud neighbor reading and threatening adulterous neighbor): "You fucked my pizza, I finna fuck you up!"
"Why you gotta go fuck my pizza!?"
appreciate ones little Georgia O'Keefe: to masturbate (said of a woman)
Etymology: allusion the uncanny resemblance of many of O'Keefe's flower
paintings to vulvae.
She's crabby because she doesn't appreciate her little Georgia O'Keefe.
She's not answering her phone because she's appreciating her little Georgia O'Keefe.
She's quite the connoisseur of art; she frequently appreciates her little Georgia O'Keefe.
double-cunted: particularly wanton, lewd, perverted or lascivious; also, and more often, a generic insulting adjective combined with other terms.
Etymology: alluding to engagement in sexual activity of auxiliary orificia (e.g., mouth, anus) in addition to or other than the orifice devoted to elimination of sloughed endometrium, aborted embryo, babies, other emissions, excretions or discharges (i.e., vagina or cunt). The generic use of "double-cunted" represents semantic bleaching or desemanticization (cf "bastard" as a general insult though it originally refers to illegitimate children)
"How can you live with yourself, you double-cunted whore?"
"Please use breath mints or shut the fuck up double-cunted cum-guzzling gutter-slut!"
"You back-stabbing, double-cunted bitch!"