fuck beans 

phrase used by jay and silent bob's persuer, the national wildlife ranger, played by will ferrel

fuck beans, that was them, wasn't it!

fuck beans by oldie oldskins October 23, 2003

fuck beans 

Exclamation of disgust, hatred.

Fuck beans, that was a lousy assembly.

fuck beans by Conformist March 31, 2003

fuck beans 

Random expression of anger and shock.

Jim: Hey, did you engage your parking break? Because that looks like you car rolling down the hill.
Steve: What? Fuck beans!

fuck beans by Jon July 2, 2004

fuck beans 

Prescription medicine designed to allow men to achieve a state of arousal. Such prescriptions are given to those who are impotent for one reason or another.

I can't get it up until I pop some fuck beans baby.

fuck beans by Marvelous 4 Eva July 6, 2003

fuck beans 

the joyful been old people take...aka viagra

....viagra, the pill that makes yo cock big and hard, when you're gettin ready to do tha lady, and your dick just aint workin, pop in on of those bad boys and wah lah hard on in seconds

fuck beans by j December 17, 2003

fuck beans 

An action one can perform when they are currently experiencing sexual frustration. Simply find a bean big (or small) enough and fuck the living daylights out of it.

I couldnt get any lovin' so I resorted to having to fuck beans.

fuck beans by Tapeworm Tapeworm July 1, 2004

fuck beans 

Extremely spicy pork and beans

Whoa! Those fuck beans are frickin' hot, yo!

fuck beans by Willenholly September 6, 2003