dumb fuck 2 

A stupid bitch (who keeps on having a crush on their closest friends and do nothing because they think they’re I’ll get rejected)
ACTUAL definition though: a stupid bitch who calls their friend everyday just to laugh and talk shit

Example 1: dumb fuck 2 is existing again
example 2: look at this dumb fuck 2

dumb fuck 2 by Bllxrry February 29, 2020

1 2 Fuck

Saying 1 2 fuck out loud fast makes it sound like, "want to fuck"
Originally a joke made by Lauren Courtney of Ohio.

one 1 two 2 fuck 1 2 fuck joke ohio

1 2 Fuck by Rainbow Wolf July 25, 2011

get 2 fuck  

It means that a person must go and fuck himself and piss off. Found in Scottland.

Do you want to become part of the church?
"Get 2 fuck ya wee prick."

John have you done your home work?
"Get 2 fuck you shit stained balls."

Hi would you be my god?
"Get 2 fuck you bible basher."

get 2 fuck by Vinceonorp666 February 25, 2009

fuck you 2

Fuck you Number 2

Fuck you 2 is a Second one

fuck you 2 by TigerWorld June 20, 2022

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck 

not caring about someone, something, or situation.
but expressing your uncaring attitude beyond the standard "i dont give a shit."

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck.

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck by strawberrkillfruit December 18, 2010

fuck me gently with a 2 x 4 

a verbal proclaimation proclaiming surprise or amazement

Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"

fuck me gently with a 2 x 4 by l moyse January 5, 2008

Fuck the owner day n'2 

Fuck the owner day number 2 for who missed the first one

I missed the first fuck the owner day, but ill be part of fuck the owner day n'2

Fuck the owner day n'2 by SoTuttoIo December 18, 2020