What I do every night for money.
"Fuck me!"
by OlivaHessum April 23, 2009
Can be used as a connecting word such as "And"
That kid is mad stupid; fuck, he's butt ugly too.
by Fuck Head December 09, 2002
in european times it was said that after the Black Death and 1/3 of the so-called population the king sadi to fornicate. this was coined
the fuck act (Fornication Under the Consent of the King) in order for procreation
in ap euro we learned about fuck.
by "the north star" February 22, 2003
The standard unit of measurement used to describe the amount an individual cares about something.

Fucks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand fucks are equal to one kilofuck.

The fuck is almost always used to describe how little someone cares about something and the amount of fucks someone gives can be detected by a fuck-o-meter.
Guy 1: You ready for the spanish exam today?
Guy 2: nope.
Guy 1: I was up studying all night and I'm still screwed.
Guy 2: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*
by No fucks given July 17, 2011
to fuck, the art of fucking, a slang term for sex, or sexual intercourse, to be in the act of sexual interocurse
i love to fuck
by D3L!C!0U$ January 03, 2009
The word every other word is linked to on Urban Dictionary.
It All begins and ends with FUCK.
by The Lunch Maker! May 07, 2008
WORD HISTORY The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, “Flen flyys,” from the first words of its opening line, “Flen, flyys, and freris,” that is, “fleas, flies, and friars.” The line that contains fuck reads “Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk.” The Latin words “Non sunt in coeli, quia,” mean “they the friars are not in heaven, since.” The code “gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk” is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields “fvccant a fake Latin form vvivys of heli.” The whole thus reads in translation: “They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely a town near Cambridge.”
o fuck
by Cheese Monkey May 04, 2003

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