one of the most universal words in the english language.
for example, you can
1. give a fuck,
2. fuck yourself,
3. be a fucker,
4. be fucked up,
5. be a fuck up,
6. fuck off,
7. get fucked up,
8. get fucked,
9. be fucked,
10. or you can suck a fuck
for example, you can
1. give a fuck,
2. fuck yourself,
3. be a fucker,
4. be fucked up,
5. be a fuck up,
6. fuck off,
7. get fucked up,
8. get fucked,
9. be fucked,
10. or you can suck a fuck
1. I don't give a fuck
2. Go fuck yourself
3. Don't be such a fucker
4. He is fucked up
5. He's a fuck up
6. Fuck off, asshole
7. We got fucked up last night.
8. I fucked my girlfriend last night.
9. Oh shit, I'm fucked.
10. Go suck a fuck
2. Go fuck yourself
3. Don't be such a fucker
4. He is fucked up
5. He's a fuck up
6. Fuck off, asshole
7. We got fucked up last night.
8. I fucked my girlfriend last night.
9. Oh shit, I'm fucked.
10. Go suck a fuck
by Mr. B0jangles. October 10, 2012
Fornicating Under Consensual Knowledge a.k.a FUCK (caps) or fuck (lowercase for those lazy bastards who can't hold the shift key).
Person 1: Do you FUCK?
Person 2: Why yes, I do FUCK.
Person 1: FUCK is sooo good!
Person 2: Yup, FUCK sure is. :)
Person 1: I am FUCKing right now.... :D
Person 2: Oh indeed.
Person 2: Why yes, I do FUCK.
Person 1: FUCK is sooo good!
Person 2: Yup, FUCK sure is. :)
Person 1: I am FUCKing right now.... :D
Person 2: Oh indeed.
by guitarlegends915 and windwaker915 July 19, 2006
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by qwerrrt November 4, 2007
Really? You're going to look up the word "fuck" on Urban Dictionary? What age are you, 2? Go back to preschool, and stay there. Seriously.
by Camwood November 12, 2015
WORD HISTORY The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, “Flen flyys,” from the first words of its opening line, “Flen, flyys, and freris,” that is, “fleas, flies, and friars.” The line that contains fuck reads “Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk.” The Latin words “Non sunt in coeli, quia,” mean “they the friars are not in heaven, since.” The code “gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk” is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields “fvccant a fake Latin form vvivys of heli.” The whole thus reads in translation: “They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely a town near Cambridge.”
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by Cheese Monkey May 4, 2003
Eighteen year old Mariah stood at Mr. Rich's door. She rang the doorbell and the 65 year old Mr. Rich came to the door. She reminded him about the cleaning that she would be doing at his house. While cleaning she found a dildo, which she had never used before. She peeked out the door and didn't see Mr. Rich. She made herself comfortable by leaning over the chaise and started rubbing her pussy and then she put the dildo in. She was alternating, going between slow and fast. One time when she was going slow she suddenly felt something push the dildo in farther than she had ever gone before. She pulled the dildo out of her dripping wet pussy and turned around. Mr. Rich was standing there smiling. "Oh, I'm sorry I just found the box and ..." she tried to explain. Mr. Rich cut her off saying, "No need to explain yourself. You know there were bigger dildos in that box that you could stuff up your pussy." Mr. Rich put his hand underneath Mariah's skirt and stuck a finger up her pussy and rubbed around. "Oh yes, you could definitely fit a twelve inch dick up there." "I want a big dick up my pussy right now," she said. Mariah began begging him to stuff his dick in her pussy. She got on all fours and stuck her little ass in the air so he could start fucking her doggy style. He put his dick in halfway and was shallow fucking her. She begged him to go deeper so he rammed his dick into her pussy as far as it would go.
by hehehahayep December 8, 2009