A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.
Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man
Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man
"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"
by Henrey S July 4, 2020
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Verb: To deliberately destroy someone and their morale by means of subjecting them to menial tasks until they're but a ghost in a shell devoid of any higher level thinking for fear of further administrative punishment.
Verb: To deliberately destroy someone and their morale by means of subjecting them to menial tasks until they're but a ghost in a shell devoid of any higher level thinking for fear of further administrative punishment.
Worker: My Boss work-fucked and now I'm stuck in the office all weekend.
Boss: I will work-fuck you until your Soul Evaporates! (cracked.com)
Boss: I will work-fuck you until your Soul Evaporates! (cracked.com)
by DarkoBrutal October 12, 2011
A work fuck buddy is a business colleague who you engage in hot, work related sex when you both attending corporate events such as trade shows and conferences. Generally, both parties have no relationship outside of work functions and save the fun for conferences. A work fuck buddy is there to engage, motivate, and reward with the intent of delivering maximum ROI.
I am so excited to attend PC World in Vegas, my work fuck buddy Joe is going to be there, so that makes it all good. Taking one for the company!
by Funny Moms June 7, 2016
What one yells out loud to ones self and to others in their car in the morning hours between 6:30 a.m. and 9 a.m. when going to play golf on a weekday morning with friends while everyone else on the road is trying to get to work, worried about being late to their job in the heavy stand still traffic in the greater Los Angeles area, because of the greater than average number of people who moves to Los Angeles because the weather is so great and can't afford to take a day off due to high real estate prices. You and your friends on the other hand could care less about the traffic because you are on your way to play golf and want everyone else to burn in it by exclaiming this.
"Hey So in SO I just got a new $500.00 driver and a new set of irons, and Oh check out that poor bastard cursing the traffic on the 405 south who probably has another 30 miles to drive before he gets to his job," Oh well, "Welcome to LA now get the fuck to work!" HA ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
by Scollar January 16, 2013
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