When someone is simply annoying you to the point where you want them to fuck a stick
by skinnylegend_2024 August 7, 2020
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A notional stick, presumably phallic-looking, with which one fucks things deemed disagreeable, stupid, or unpleasant.
"Let's go up to the hills and drop acid!" "Naw, fuck that with a fuck-that stick."

"Would you fuck that?" "Maybe with a fuck-that stick. Not with my DICK."
by Angst Boy June 23, 2007
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After the whorendous sexual excapades with a random chick at a bar, you take your morning relief and come to find that your urine tickles as it passes through the man's dick hole. often experienced after unprotected anal sex or blow jobs where the girl was chewing copenhagen tobacco.
Jacob: man I totally fucked a chick last night after I left this bar. She was SO HOT!

Jeremy: Dude you never left with a chick last night, you ended up flirting with a cabbie because you were shit faced.

Jacob: Oh, well now I got a fucking tickle stick dude! what the hell happend?

Jeremy: The cabbie probably had some copenhagen tobacco.
by Danny Dick-in-mouth April 17, 2009
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After i fed her seven 11 dollar martinis, i drove her home and showed her my fuck stick.
That kid is such a fuck stick
by shooooteh November 29, 2004
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General term meaning idiot, asshole, unpleasant, bastard, dumbass, jackass, etc.
Our companies technology consultant is such a Fuck Stick.
by Anonymous November 20, 2002
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A term used to describe a guy who you would normally call a dick or dick head, only funnier and more raw sounding. "Fuck Stick" helps drive the point home to make sure there is no misunderstanding about the distain you have for this particular dick head.
Matt called this douche' bag a Fuck Stick and made me spit Pepsi out my nose.
by C_Dog23 April 11, 2006
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Defining a person who is totally worthless, annoying and needs to be punched in the throat.
annoying coworker or person that takes no responsibility for their actions, when they do something stupid, you say "what did the fuck stick do now?"
by Edward the One March 20, 2008
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