fuck resume

Your own personal list of men or women that you have had sex with.

Carl: "Hey Dave, are you gonna hook up with Kathryn? She's smokin' hot, but also a raging bitch."
Dave: "Yeah, I know, but she'll look great on my fuck resume."

by sempre_giocoso December 15, 2013

Resume Fuck

A sexual experience that is so noteworthy that you would put it on a hypothetical sex resume, consisting of sex stories that you would be proud to boast about to others.

"Yo slaying that cougar was a definite resume fuck. She's like twice my age AND a dime piece."

by tHaKid September 14, 2014