Bacon: *sizzle sizzle*
Rich: OMFG BACON! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG? FUCK YOU BACON! YOU STUPID HOME WRECKER!
Rich: OMFG BACON! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG? FUCK YOU BACON! YOU STUPID HOME WRECKER!
by Richard Bunny September 11, 2011
Possibly one of Burger King's greatest inventions, this burger has no limits. This burger has no wrongs. This burger just smells like 'Awesome'. This burger tastes best with a motherfucking bong. The 'Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger' has even brought WWII bad ass veterans to tears as they chewed into 'the King's masterpiece'. Basically go buy one.
Friend Guy 1: "You know what I could do with now?!"
Friend Guy 2: "What?"
Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."
Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."
Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."
Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?
Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"
Friend Guy 2: "What?"
Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."
Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."
Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."
Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?
Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"
by Chilled Monkey May 3, 2011
(transitive verb) to have sex with someone who is chubby. Note: To bring home and then proceed to "bacon fuck" a chubby girl or guy may also be referred to as "bringing home the bacon."
Tim: Yo, Kevin totally bacon fucked a girl last night.
Aaron: Yeah I saw him with that chubster, he really brought home the bacon.
Aaron: Yeah I saw him with that chubster, he really brought home the bacon.
by telephoned January 16, 2011
Having sex from behind. Also referred to doggy style or makin' bacon. Well, bacon fucking is that of two persons, hetro/homo or whatever, which are overweight (resembing pigs).
Sally and Jim were really going at it last night. I could hear them Bacon Fucking through the walls. Those two better be careful or they'll go through another bed this week.
by KILLRHEDAKE November 24, 2009