bacon fuck

(transitive verb) to have sex with someone who is chubby. Note: To bring home and then proceed to "bacon fuck" a chubby girl or guy may also be referred to as "bringing home the bacon."

Tim: Yo, Kevin totally bacon fucked a girl last night.
Aaron: Yeah I saw him with that chubster, he really brought home the bacon.

bacon fuck by telephoned January 16, 2011

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Bacon-cheese fuck

any kind of sexual activity with which a bacon cheeseburger may be involved. Also known as a "BCF"

Did you hear that Brian H. , got to bcf?

Oh, really, a bacon-cheese fuck?

Yeah, his girlfriend gave him a blow job and rode him, while he ate a bacon double cheeseburger!

Bacon-cheese fuck by Icyes21 February 23, 2019

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Fuck you Bacon

Something you say when bacon is being stupid

Bacon: *sizzle sizzle*
Rich: OMFG BACON! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG? FUCK YOU BACON! YOU STUPID HOME WRECKER!

Fuck you Bacon by Richard Bunny September 11, 2011

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Bacon Fucking

Having sex from behind. Also referred to doggy style or makin' bacon. Well, bacon fucking is that of two persons, hetro/homo or whatever, which are overweight (resembing pigs).

Sally and Jim were really going at it last night. I could hear them Bacon Fucking through the walls. Those two better be careful or they'll go through another bed this week.

Bacon Fucking by KILLRHEDAKE November 24, 2009

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Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger.

Possibly one of Burger King's greatest inventions, this burger has no limits. This burger has no wrongs. This burger just smells like 'Awesome'. This burger tastes best with a motherfucking bong. The 'Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger' has even brought WWII bad ass veterans to tears as they chewed into 'the King's masterpiece'. Basically go buy one.

Friend Guy 1: "You know what I could do with now?!"

Friend Guy 2: "What?"

Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."

Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."

Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."

Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?

Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"

Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger. by Chilled Monkey May 26, 2011

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Baton Fucking

Fucking while pouring (in the anus or vagina) concrete with steel bars for reinforcement

I destroyed Jenny's anus while baton fucking her last night

Baton Fucking by Eckersley June 15, 2016

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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