"Hey SPC Smelly, we're going to need you to do ACQ this weekend"
"Again? This is the fifth time this month. Fuck the Army"
"SGT Smitty, this will be your fifth time deploying and you will miss your child being born for the third time."
"FTA"
"Again? This is the fifth time this month. Fuck the Army"
"SGT Smitty, this will be your fifth time deploying and you will miss your child being born for the third time."
"FTA"
by dvlkhbadljfnv December 24, 2011
being fucked in the ass while promises are whispered in your ear by superiors. Dry with no lube, then once the bleeding starts sand is thrown in the mix to thicken things up.
living in Afghanistan, 120 degree heat, burning your own shit(and 120 other dudes), water bottle showers, and t-rations. Then being told it could be worse.
living in Afghanistan, 120 degree heat, burning your own shit(and 120 other dudes), water bottle showers, and t-rations. Then being told it could be worse.
Guy 1- Hey man did you hook up last night?
Guy 2- Hell ya man. I told her i was rich and would give her anything she wanted.
Guy 1- You ARMY FUCKED the shit out of her.
Guy2- Don't hate man!
Guy 2- Hell ya man. I told her i was rich and would give her anything she wanted.
Guy 1- You ARMY FUCKED the shit out of her.
Guy2- Don't hate man!
by 3/2SCR G-CO BITCHES July 29, 2010