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Fuckchart 

A list of people you had sex with. It usually contains precise descriptions of the sex encounter and, in some cases, sex relics, such as pubic hair or sex tapes.
"That chick wreck was totally worthy a +1 on my fuckchart!"
Fuckchart by Wacchuwari August 15, 2014

fuckchannel 

It'd been a torrid fuck, his big hard dong slamming deep into her steaming fuckchannel.
fuckchannel by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Tesla Fuckchain 

Illegal and involves:

Lots of electricity
Enemas
Amniotic fluid
Screaming

Is best performed on top of a Delorean but a Pontiac Firebird will do in a pinch
Adam Savage, Wil Wheaton, and Felicia Day died at the San Diego Comic Con 2009 while attempting the Tesla Fuckchain
Tesla Fuckchain by cmdrkeen July 27, 2009

fuckchamp 

It means "pogchamp" basically, but if you really want to blend some swears in it.
You son of a fuckchamp, this game is impossible and you still beat it?
A collective noun used to refer to the collection of poor, tormented souls studying in the first year of university. Poor kids working their asses off 20 hours a day and still getting it kicked by Professors and recruiters alike. Miserable beings who survive for months on a week's worth of sleep. Wretched people surrounded by a barrage of assignments, surprise tests, presentations, CVs, interviews and haunted by nightmares of not landing a job or flunking a subject.
"oh you will see, my dear fuccha" - A senior on being asked how is the student life in university

Tesla fuckchain 

According to Questionable Content it is an esoteric sex act involving electricity, enemas, amniotic fluid and screaming. It is best performed atop a Delorean, but a Firebird will do in a pinch.
"Did you hear that Felicia Day, Adam Savage, and Wil Wheaton were killed while performing a tesla fuckchain at Comic-Con?"
Tesla fuckchain by Xendragone July 27, 2009