fruit roll up 

When a girl wraps a fruit roll up around your penis and she licks/sucks/nibbles the candy until is dissinagrates on your penis (intercourse highly not reccomended afterwards)

"What did you and that chick do last night?"
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."

fruit roll up by JustOutOfCuriosity March 5, 2016

Fruit Roll Up 

A Homosexual in a sleeping bag.

Fruit Roll Up by Leon February 27, 2003

Fruit Roll Up 

A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.

Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.

Fruit Roll Up by fakename06 October 30, 2018

Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem 

The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"

Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.

It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.

"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."

Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem by fruitrolluptheoreminventor March 21, 2022

fruit roll up 

when your nut sack sticks to your leg and you have to peel it off like a fruit roll up

Man, it was 97 degrees out today and had the worst case of fruit roll up

fruit roll up by JtothemuthafuckinB October 30, 2007

Fruit Roll-up Challenge 

When she wraps a fruit roll-up around your cock and you aren’t allowed to cum until she sucks it fully off.

Dude! I always complained the Fruit Roll-up Challenge but those last hard sucks caused me to nut!

Fruit Roll-up Challenge by Fruity Nut March 26, 2023

Fruit Roll-Up

When two men are having anal sex (back to chest) and the man penetrating reaches around to massage the balls of his penetratee, so they tuck into his abdomen; he then rubs down/up the penis, into the scrotum, as if it were some vagina and clitoris.

When my girlfriend cheated on me I left her for the cutest Fruit Roll-Up from way back when.

Fruit Roll-Up by GGLS1159986 March 27, 2017