fruitilated

When an item of fruit or vegetable is so off it looks and smells like death. Rather like the banana that sat in your schoolbag for a whole year without being taken out.

"Whoa, man! Don't eat that apple, it's totally fruitilated!"

by i.am.not.a.candy.cane January 28, 2008

Fruitility

The feeling one derives from tending an allotment.

Kate pretended she loved growing produce on her allotment. In truth she mainly felt resentment towards the endless digging, and a deep, numbing fruitility which she could not fully explain, but would surface every time she saw how little tomatoes cost to buy.

by Fe1sty May 2, 2021

Fruitilization

The act of throwing fruit into a planter while yelling: "Fruitilization Bitch!"

Anthony: "Ugh, i hate school fruit."
*Gives to amber*
Amber: "Fruitilization Bitches!"
*throws fruit into nearest planter*

by TheBeast132 April 10, 2013