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Con the fruiterer 

A stereotype of a Greek person in Australian vernacular.
Originated on the television programme "The Comedy Company" - an overly ethnic Greek fruiterer, played by the actor Mark Mitchell. "Con the fruiterer's" most famous catchphrase is "Coupla days!"
"That bloody wog, hasn't learn a bit of English. Still speaks like bloody Con the fruiterer."
Con the fruiterer by William Richey November 13, 2003
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The name of a fruit stand, specifically spoken by a Tiefling during a game of Dungeons and Dragons.
Pardon me, good Man. May i see your fruitery?
Fruitery by xNerdProx August 4, 2016
Whoa, that guy is a fruiter!
Fruiter by Hank0001 June 2, 2004

Fruiter Fest 

A weekend activity which you have massive amounts of fruit flavored smirenoff...strawberry, apple, raspberry, crandberry, watermelon ect.
Dude its the weekend lets have a fruiter fest. You get Apple, I'll get strawberry.
Fruiter Fest by HeatherAnn February 10, 2006
That guy is such a fruiter- he likes to buy random exotic fruit from the grocery store.
Fruiter by battm July 29, 2011
Fruiter meaning a person who is a bit of a pyscho. Someone who is mad as in crazy. Someone who is not right in the head. "Total" is normally put in front of this to emphasise the "fruiter"
"Oh my god I cant believe she just did that, what a total fruiter!"
Fruiter by cherrypoptart March 2, 2009

Fruiternity 

A short and sweet way of simply putting that these all male social clubs that exist in college are for the most part faggy as shit.
"Yo dude, I'm heading to frat row. They about to be pumping some siiick tunes from fratmusic.com. I love the rotations we do with the girls man. We all get to fuck the same girls man. I got my Sanuk boat shoes, my Crap sunglasses let's get this pumping bro."
...."Enjoy yourself at the fruiternity man."
Fruiternity by mowlsonthereg May 23, 2010