Scooter is a fruitcake.

1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.

"I would even think about making a move on her mate, she's a fucking fruitcake. She's probably good in the sack though..."

"My mother received yet another fruitcake from her cheap coworkers as a Christmas present."

"Look at that guy with his flip-flops and unusually primped hair. What a fruitcake!"

Nick, you are a fruitcake. You jump around all day like a tard.

There's only one fruitcake on that stage.

johhny stop trying to hug me you fruitcake!