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fruitbagger 

Generally used as an insult or a derogatory term, fruitbagger refers to an individual who is either extremely stupid or extremely annoying.

Fruitbagger is a great way to insult a hipster.

Fruitbagger can also be used to describe someone who works in the produce section of a grocery store and who's main responsibility is the bagging of fruit.
1."Who brought Mark to the party? I can't stand that guy he's always discussing such asinine topics, he wears to much cologne, he's so pretentious and goddamn he is such a fruitbagger."

2. "Man i went to the Arcade Fire show last night and there was way too many fruitbaggers there for me to enjoy myself."

3. "Hey John I heard you got a new Job?"

"Yes i did Sally i work in the produce section of my local grocery market."
" So essentially your a fruitbagger John?"

"Yes i am Sally but do you have to be so rude about it?"
fruitbagger by lucidtimescapes December 20, 2010
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fruitnigger 

one who peddles themselves as a piece of fruit.

people who like proclaim themselves as a fruit, and thus over a period of time become oxidated and rotten.

person who enjoys fruit so much that it rots their insides from such indulgent sexual behaviors.

person who peddles their rotten fruit to others. after awhile of becoming a 'Q' in lgbtq, people start questioning them and refer to them as this:
"What are you? Some kinda fruitnigger?"
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Freitaggerie 

Enjoyable, and sometimes frivolous, recreational acts of the type likely to be performed on a Friday afternoon (e.g. playing pool, drinking beer, watching sports or goofing off.) Derived from the German word "Freitag" which means "Friday."
Gail, Stan and I met down at the Hog's Breath Saloon for one last round of Key West freitaggerie before heading back to the condo to pack up for the trip home.
Freitaggerie by Lazarus727 February 24, 2010

funiosity 

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"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
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2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
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Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
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Ain't no use in goin home,
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Ain't no use in goin back,
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Jody's took your checkbook too.
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