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fruit donkey

1.) A crazy silly person who acts like a jackass and gets scared easily when going through a dark area at night.

2.) An awesome band out of the Twin Cities, Minnesota area!!!

3.) A person who likes to camp in a tent and seems to attrack drunk women into his tent and also people dancing around and shaking the tent.
Fruit Donkey out of Minnesota totally Rocks!!!

We talked that fruit donkey into going for a golf cart ride in the cornfield at 3 am this morning.

I'm going to go shake that fruit donkey's tent!

Friut Donkey
fruit donkey by Christopher G July 24, 2006
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Rabid Fruit Donkey

Rabid Fruit Donkey

An extremely violent jackass who likes to get drunk off of fruit cocktails.
That rabid fruit donkey is extremely wasted on fruit cocktails again.
Rabid Fruit Donkey by Christopher G September 5, 2008

donkey fruit punch 

When you are so drunk you cannot find your car in a parking lot.
Terry's donkey was fruit punched last night.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016