Frownload 

A download that appears to be free, but is actually a trial version or requires some sort of membership to download.

Also applies to streaming movies and games.

Damn, I thought I got a free version of Inception, but it turned out to be a frownload.

Frownload by Philippe Monsieur March 18, 2011

Brownload 

The act of defecating on someone's open laptop and shutting it. Usually done when one desires to be a huge prick.

Andy: "Josh stole my towel when I was in the shower so I am totally going to brownload his computer."
Bill: "Nice. You should use his sheets to wipe."

Brownload by irishfan86 January 16, 2011

download a brownload 

means you are going to take a crap.

I'll be back in a few, I've gotta go DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD.

"Hey, can you pull over at the next rest area, I NEED TO DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD"


common responses from others that hear the phrase said:

Gross
does that generate a large log file?
what is your download speed?
so is that a broad band connection? baa ha ha ha ha!!!
dude, be carefull not to let that turn into a core dump!
dont forget to wipe
Who is your ISP?

download a brownload by BOOGIEMANN May 2, 2005

Download a brownload 

The act of unleashing a massive shit on some poor unsuspecting toilet.

Jim: Where did cletus go?

Bertha: He ran off to the bathroom, said something about having to download a brownload.

Download a brownload by Big booty bertha rex December 9, 2015

frontload 

drinking any form of alcohol at home prior to hitting the bar scene in order to:

a.)avoid unnecessary partying costs
b.)arrive with a "foreign package"

He had the foresight to frontload before heading out for the night.

frontload by sheila in the car January 28, 2008

drownload 

Having to many downloads running at the same time causing your internet to slow down to a crawl.

Ahhh! too many downloads! DROWNLOAD!

drownload by P.Rockwell July 3, 2006

brownload 

To browse the internet on the toilet with a portable electronics device.

Dee's morning ritual consisted of a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a quick brownload of nytimes.com.

brownload by NeonWarwick August 4, 2007