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Froing (v.) - the act of moving or walking with a jarring or stumbling manner due to major impairment in one's motor skills / hand-eye coordination. Most often used for cannabis intoxication, but can also be transferred to alcohol intoxication due to similar clumsy movement.

Originating from the Old English "to and fro"
Primary use:
Dude, check him out! He's so blitzed he's already froing!

Secondary use:
He got that scar by getting plastered last year on 17 bottles of beer, started froing all over the house and finally tripped and hit his face on the heating radiator.
Froing by Nazdravan February 25, 2009
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Frodoing 

A person of similar stature to a hobbit who then proceeds to finger an inebriated 'grenade' in a club. The 'grenade' does not recall the event the following morning.
So we totally saw Jon 'frodoing' this chick at the club the other night, we'll just say he lost his ring in her hot smelly Mordor last night.
Frodoing by frodo the chode-o September 28, 2010
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The playing of Frisbee-golf whilst toking on Marijuana.
They were froking earlier today at the course. I wish I could froke today. I love to froke. Froking should be a part of every man's life.
Froking by Frokinereday May 2, 2011

froobing textbook

something you'd shove up someones throat
shut the froob up or i will shove a froobing textbook up your nan and send her to joe boylans house

frooding 

Doing something in a really amazingly together way.
1) Look at contestant number six, he's frooding through that like he has done it every day of his life.
2) Because she is an expert at frooding excuses, she got out of her tardy easily.
frooding by Truero October 21, 2004

frooning 

The act of spooning with a friend.
Person 1: "I heard you stayed at Sophie's last night. Anything happen?"

Person 2: "Nah, man. It was just some harmless frooning."

Person 1: "Friendzoned?"

Person 2: "Yep!"
frooning by matrimla February 9, 2013

Frooping 

The action of twirling your Wedding Dress around during a photoshoot!
Give us a little Dress Frooping Action!
Frooping by CDPhotog November 20, 2009