You have sex with a girl from behind and right after you finish you donkey punch her. you then Hog-Tie her. Now You take a shit on her and smear it around. An extra step can be taken, but must only be used when at a party or function with many people. You Take her outside and leave her in the front yard. (put gloves on) No one will want to touch her, so she has to be hosed off outside by her friends. while everyone watches.
After I was done with Sara i got the guys to help me give her a front yard pig bath, and we thought it was halarious. Her parents did not
This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, peoplewill see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)
Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."
A northern Ontario twist on the term "to have egg on your face" derived from the shame and embarrassment which is bestowed upon a household who has been foolish enough to allow a moose to venture into their front yard ultimately leaving tracks in an otherwise fresh and unperturbed layer of snow. It is important to note that a fresh an untouched layer of snow in Northern Ontario is comparable to well-manicured lawn in areas of the world where snow is avoidable at times of the year.
Lou : So I was dancing with that girl all night and it wasn't until I found out she was a dude that my friends let me know that they knew all along and still let me make out with her...him...them...
Kyle : Boy, I bet you had moose tracks in your front yard then, eh?
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.