| 1. | snuggy | ||
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Similar to a wedgie but the FRONT of the drawers & pants are heisted upward with great velocity, thereby dividing & pinching the victim's genitalia, i.e. giving him/her an acute case of camel-toe. It's also a 'discernibly turgid' look intentionally worn by hair bands like Cinderella. Trousers soon became the bane of nerds everywhere when bullies discovered the hilarity induced by delivering a crack-splitting wedgy and scrotum-smashing snuggy.
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| 2. | Digits deep | ||
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To have one or more fingers deep inside something. Man did you see that guy walking? He was digits deep in his nose. I hope he got it out.
or Man, that chick was digits deep in that front wedgy. I bet she's got the hivs. |
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| 3. | Nature Melvin | ||
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Pine cone(s) shoved down one's undies and then he or she recieves a frontal wedgie.
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| 4. | wedgie rules | ||
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The rules used to dictate the aplication of a wedgie.
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RULES: 1. Anyone found to be wearing "tighty whities" should be given a wedgie imediately. Also, anyone wearing said tighty whities can be given any type of wedgie, at any time. Wearing tighty whities is unexcusable. 2. If while performing wedgie, underwear is ripped, the wedgier must repay the victim by either a) paying them full value of underwear, or b) ripping the underwear in return in an equal or greater value. 3. A wedgie is always acceptable if the victim was "asking for it" i.e. the waistband was exposed, or the victims overall demeaner is unpleasant. The following are basic and advanced wedgie techniques. (* indicates ideal for performance on tighty whity wearer.) Basic variations- *Regular Wedgie: the underwear of the victim is pulled sharply up from the back. *Frontal Wedgie: the frontal wedgie is the condition of having the victim's underwear yanked up from the front waistband, either squashing the testicles or wedging the underwear material into the vulva causing camel toe. *Mervin: a combination of both the regular wedgie and the frontal wedgie, both the front and rear of the victim's underpants are hoisted upward, causing significant discomfort and humiliation. Difficult to perform with any stealth (and thus rare), this variation on the wedgie was popular... |
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| 5. | wedgie | ||
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the proper punishment for nerds; when someone yanks your tighty whities way up while you're wearing them an atomic wedgie is where they get the elastic over your head, a hanging wedgie is where they hook your briefs onto something and leave you dangling in the air, a melvin is a front wedgie that splits the wedgie getter's balls in half, a mervin is where they pull your briefs up on both sides. these are all things you should try on your brothers. its funny one time a wimp pissed me off so i gave him a wedgie up to his ears. after a few minutes i hooked him on a hook and left him there. he leaves me alone now
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| 6. | squeaky-clean wedgie | ||
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A combination of a regular wedgie and a melvin/frontal wedgie.
First the victim is given a regular wedgie then the attacker pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front. This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly. Note: The victim has to be wearing pants/trousers during a squeaky-clean or the underwear won't stay wedged in. Also it should be noted that doing this to a girl is unbelievably painful and should only be done to someone who really deserves it Once I was hanging out at my friends house and laying on her bed when she suddenly came up behind me and gave me a wedgie (my underwear had been showing) she picked me up by my pink panties then let go, then my other friend gave me a melvin and the panties ripped across my pussy and burned. Giving me a squeaky-clean wedgie
They did this about 10 times and I started to orgasm from it.But I got them both back in the night by putting them in jock-lock wedgies |
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| 7. | wedgie | ||
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When someone or something pulls on ur underwear very sharply and it wedges in between the buttock cheeks.
Types:When given wedgie then hung is called Hanging Wedgie. when a underwear band is pulled up over ur head and stays on ur forehead is called a Atomic Wedgie. if the underwear is ripped it is called a ripper wedgie. if the underwear is pulled from front it is called a melvin. if the under wear is pulled from both sides its called a mervin. I was hanging out with my neighbors when i saw one of them sagging so ik gave them a wedgie. the ripper wedgie to be exact so then he later came gave me a hyanging wedgie on a post in my backyard. my parents were gone on trip and it was during spring break.
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