An alternate term for the genitals of a man or woman. It is commonly used during a greeting.

A lesson in greeting:
1. If you are greeting a man, you inquire about his chimpo.
2. If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter.
3. If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt.
4. If you are the one being greeted, you simply say "fine," "good," "a little itchy," "bleeding," or "irritated."
Luis: Hello Davo, how is your front butt?
Davo: Quite good, thank you.
by HugeBreasticle March 13, 2005
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When a human is so overweight that their stomach and thigh fat combines to create the appearance of having another butt on the front of the body. Applies only to obese individuals, like back tits.
God damn, I bet when that bitch goes to the bathroom she has to wipe in a half circle!
by Dizzle September 24, 2002
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The large roll of fat seen on a rotund person when viewed from the front resembling the buttox.
Did you see those two front butts trying to get tickets from Southwest? Yeah. Like they could fit in just one seat.
by I don't know June 29, 2002
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front butt , when the breast are pushed up by a bra , or by a support device . makeing them look like a butt or butt cheecks .
dude , your grandmother has sweet front butt !

by tbonejthanner August 17, 2007
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When a woman gets so fat her gut resembles a butt. Verticle crack and all.
Mama carries a front butt
by jeffrey November 10, 2004
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The area on the body where a massive butt-like shape develops, crack and all. This is on the front of extremely fat people, where the genitalia should be.
Did you see the front butt on that guy? You couldn't tell if he was coming or going.
by Andrew R. December 14, 2005
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The name says it all, hopefully not seen on a guy.
by crack boy October 6, 2003
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