Blast From The Past 

Ignore the erotic definitions made by horny teens below, but a blast from the past is something that was made from the past, but its very amazing, even to the present day.

Person 1: Whoa, Super Mario Bros for the NES is such a blast from the past!
Pesron 2: I know, right!

Blast From The Past by SireSatire April 9, 2021

Blast from the past 

When you get older and look back at the young dumb days of your life. Drug use sex and country music.

Hey Randy you want to have a blast from the past?

Blast from the past by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022

Ass Blast from the Past 

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china

person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."

Ass Blast from the Past by necro April 22, 2005

Smash From The Past 

Someone you had sex with in the past.

I ran into a smash from the past the other day, I can't believe I got that wasted!

Smash From The Past by nigguhnoodle January 2, 2011

e-blast from the past 

When you look at all of your old comments/pictures on MySpace and Facebook and see how your friends used to act and treat you.

I was having a fight with my boyfriend and then I went on facebook and found a picture of us from 3 years ago and read how hot he thought I looked in that bikini. Thanks to that e-blast from the past we're happier than ever.

e-blast from the past by riga1tony April 2, 2010

blast from the past 

the act of thinking of (or popping up) previous sexual encounters while masturbating

i had a fuckin' great blast from the past last night man...cherie appeared in my head, you know the time in the pinewoods!

blast from the past by scotch egg January 5, 2005

blast from the past 

a blast from the past is when you hook up with someone you previously dated or had history with and bust a nut on her.

"remember my ex from high school? i met her at that party and i gave her a blast from the past"

blast from the past by lemon liam May 19, 2005