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A bard with a muff, who likes men with big dicks and has a spot/wart on her nose brow but is otherwise fit.
Here, look at that bit of skart, she's a frogulite but i'd do her.
by Scrotty November 10, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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