frightened starfish

Rigid position adopted by a female virgin in preparation for first coital experience.

Characterised by slightly spread arms and legs and absolutely no movement whatsoever before, during or after coitus.

"Yeah, it was her first time, so she did the frightened starfish, but after a couple of times she was really cock hungry"

by stevobower February 21, 2005

Frightened Rabbit

You are trying to shit on a girl during sex, but you are constipated. You push as hard as you can until the shit is halfway out, but as soon as you relax your stomach muscles, the shit goes all the way back in. (When you flex your stomach muscles your cock flares up. But when you relax it goes down. The cock represents a hunting snake, and the shit represents a frightened rabbit retreating back into its hole)

Dood! Last night I was trying to shit on my girl but i had a frightened rabbit. Fukin A!!!

by MMMofVVV March 30, 2008

bride frightener

Large male member. That which would put the fear of Got into most newly wed ladies.

Charles entered the bridal suite naked & Daphne fainted at the size of of his 'bride frightener'.

by yoggy January 15, 2014

frightening huge

terribly good, awesome

Kobe is frightening huge!!!

by electron257 November 30, 2006

Frighten turtle syndrome

The act of the male penis retreating back into the pelvis area causing it to look like the head a Frighten turtle Also known as FTS

That water was damn cold I now have Frighten turtle syndrome (FTS)

by Wooha5062 April 26, 2010

Frighten a pigeon with wine

used as an innuendo for dirty talk (in Hebrew), meaning- "You cannot use a dick to make threat on a whore".
means that when one is already well adjusted to harsh conditions , they cannot be used against him as a punishment or as means of intimidation and persuasion

person A says: "I heard they might give you the noisiest dorm room"
person B replies: "So what. You know, you don't frighten a pigeon with wine. In the last year my trailer was parked 10 feet from the railway"

by Dante March 13, 2005

Frightened Turtle Effect

Another term for shrinkage. When the male genetalia becomes withered from immersion in a cold fluid.

Dude this water is frezzing
I know i've got the frightened turtle effect over here.

by Blaker April 7, 2006