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friendmongering 

The act of using a social community website bulletin board to broadcast a message asking others to add your best friend or shitty garage bands profile to their friends list.
This bulletin has a catchy title. I shall read what is inside... goddammit, another asshole friendmongering his blink 182 cover band, im getting tired of this shit.
friendmongering by Molson Dan September 27, 2005

Friendmoon

1) A holiday one takes with a good friend to celebrate a milestone, friendaversary, or some other life event.

Not to be confused with a normal vacation. Usually a celebratory holiday.

2) It can also be a chance for two friends to catch-up after a long separation, or as a way to console one of the friends after a break-up, death, etc.
1) We both just landed our dream jobs, we need to go on a friendmoon to celebrate!

I can't believe we've been friends for ten years, it's time we took a friendmoon.

2) You need a friendmoon to get your mind off the stress of breaking it off with whatshisname.
Friendmoon by Androidtomato April 30, 2014

Friendition 

(n.) A condition on which friendship pends
Althea and Dan must be willing to watch the game during dinner, as a friendition.
Friendition by GusWordo June 3, 2016

friendamony 

Similar to alimony, maintenance money that you begrudgingly lend to a friend on a regular basis with no expectation of ever getting it back.
I really need Matt to find some new friends, i can't afford the friendamony payments.

Friendamony is a system by where two people once got drunk together , but one of them continues paying for it.
friendamony by TheOldEgg April 21, 2017

Friendition 

Our new friendition is having fish for dinner whenever we meet.
Friendition by BetsyS January 20, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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