friendsimp 

Combination of friendship and simp.

(noun) one who simps for a person in a platonic (non-sexual, non-romantic) manner.

(verb) the act of simping in a platonic manner.

A: "I've donated $100 to this streamer in the past week. He's not my type, but I would die to be his friend."

B: "You're such a friendsimp."

friendsimp by Ramm_Stein July 2, 2020

friendemption

The act of redeeming oneself by falling back into good graces with a friend.

Are you and Jackie still ignoring eachother?

No man, Jackie did a major friendemption by snagging me that ticket to the Peter Yarrow concert. We're totally friends again.

friendemption by fraxinus6356 November 7, 2012

friend dump 

To dump a friend or stop being friends with someone.
Normally occurs as a result of someone being particularly lame.

"hi john"
-"sup nigs"
"john why are you talking like that?"
-"cos i real hombre"
"someday i'm gonna have to friend dump you."

friend dump by karling January 20, 2007

friendsimp 

A person who simps for people so they will be their friend. (friendsimp sounds like friendship).
For example, acting like a person for them to like you. Or snapping someone back in seconds even though they take 17 hours to snap you back. Sort of like a simp in the friend zone. NOT a word you want to be referred to as.

Taylor is such a friendsimp she won’t leave me alone!

friendsimp by hakeyrat May 1, 2020

friendsimp 

(n). A person or people who simp on each other on a friendship level.

Created by

Twitter/IG: @mellygoody
@_charxchar

10/24/2013

ie. "You waited for me to get off work? Aww thanks dawg! Friendsimpin!"

friendsimp by @mellygoody October 30, 2013

Friendsimping 

Putting a lot of effort into a friendship and it not being reciprocated

Jessica is friendsimping Marvin, he’s trying to ghost her and she won’t let him.

Friendsimping by Loyhu1234 December 28, 2019

friendsumer 

One who treats friends and the relationships that define them as expendable commodities to be consumed when convenient, depleted, used-up and eventually tossed-away without concern for the norms of social behavior and interaction.

What? Janice convinced you to loan her your car so she could go to her NA meetings? She did the same thing to me last summer, but in that case it was for her domestic counseling sessions, and she actually side-swiped an ice cream truck on the last day and returned my car to me damaged - I haven't heard from her since. Watch-out, girlfriend! She is such a friendsumer!

friendsumer by joepa01 July 9, 2010