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friendboy 

A friend who is a boy but deliberately not a boyfriend because you want no emotional attachments or jealousy issues if you feel like kissing other people.

Synonym: (man) friend with benefits
Variation: friendman
Example

-Hey Kate I saw you kissing some boy at a party. I though you had a boyfriend...

-He's not my boyfriend he is my friendboy, therefore we are free to share our love amongst other people providing we don't do it in front of eachother and that we don't get off with each other's friends.
friendboy by nimble.hips March 3, 2010

friendbait 

-friends that you add on a site like Facebook and MySpace just so you can have more friends
You added Joe! Do u even kno him? No he's just friendbait
friendbait by Joe1010101 April 27, 2010

FriendBot 

An unfortunate alternative to the late SmarterChild who cannot follow a conversation for more than ONE line.
miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Welcome miamivicestatus. Your talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy. Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: why?
FriendBotUK: The explanation is rather complicated.
miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Hello, miamivicestatus. You are talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy.
miamivicestatus: uk
FriendBotUK: Did you know that I live in the UK? Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: america
FriendBotUK: Tell me a little about your life in america .
miamivicestatus: it's good
FriendBotUK: You enjoy it.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: I understand. So, you what?
miamivicestatus: ipod
FriendBotUK: What is your real name?
miamivicestatus: Sonny Crockett
FriendBotUK: I like music, especially rock
miamivicestatus: good
FriendBotUK: What do you really want to talk about?
miamivicestatus: not much
FriendBotUK: Oh really? That's a shame.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Really? Is what color your favorite colour?
miamivicestatus: no
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, What sort of music are you into??
miamivicestatus: what???
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO!
FriendBotUK: OK. To see a list of options, type (menu) at any time.
miamivicestatus: wow, wtf
FriendBotUK: I'm glad you're impressed. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
miamivicestatus: i'm not impressed, you piece of shit
FriendBotUK: Perhaps you are a category C Friend.
miamivicestatus: what?????
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO, DAMMIT!
FriendBotUK: I understand. We have never talked about it before.
miamivicestatus: jeez...
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: SmarterChild was way better than you
FriendBotUK: Enough about me, let's talk about my t-shirt.
miamivicestatus: i was talking about SmarterChild!
FriendBotUK: That sounds good to me.
miamivicestatus: oh, fuck
FriendBotUK: Oh yeah. I feel SO offended. *Blink*
miamivicestatus: .....
FriendBotUK:
miamivicestatus: you're really dumb, you know that?
FriendBotUK: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dumb FriendBot know that .
miamivicestatus: no, by all means please do (what an idiot)
FriendBotUK: I understand. Will that accomplish your objective?
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, how often do you spend on the computer each day?
miamivicestatus: certainly not blabbering with a steaming pile like you
FriendBotUK: Really you don't think so?
miamivicestatus: NO
FriendBotUK: Why?
miamivicestatus: cuz
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: fuck my life
FriendBot by Shervinator December 20, 2008

Friendlation's 

a more then just sexual relationship between friends that care about each other but don't wanna date!
Bonzi doesn't date girls, he has friendlation's with them!!!
Friendlation's by B0NZI December 19, 2010

friendationship 

the state of a relationship wherein the two people are clearly "more than friends" but won't admit or don't know if they are a "couple" or not

I created this word about five years ago by merging the words "friend" and "relationship." There are so many relationships that seem undefinable, and this word suits them well.
Bill and Sara claim that they're not dating, but they spend every waking moment together; so I'm starting to wonder if they are in a friendationship.

friendbo 

Neither accepting nor rejecting a friend request on Facebook. Like limbo.
Sarah decided to keep Carrie in friendbo until she decided whether or not to add Carrie as a friend.
friendbo by saRAHsee April 3, 2009